Random, torturous meme is random and torturous.
1. Have you ever had your first kiss?
nope
2. Have you ever been touched inappropriately?
yes, unwillingly of course
3. Are you single or taken?
single
4. Is this already embarrassing you?
nope
5. Have you ever done any drugs?
nope
6. Ever tried pot? How about a sharpie?
nope
7. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
nope
8. Are you...a virgin?
yes
9. Do you pick your nose? Come on, everyone's got to every once in a while.
...maybe
10. What's the scariest game you've ever played?
i dunno, don't play scary games
11. Here. Try Dreamgate Escape. [link]
no tanks
12. What is your favorite genre of music?
don't really have one
13. Have you ever touched someone else's genitals?
nope thank goodness
14. Have any strange fetishes?
nope
15. Any strange habits?
nope
16. Do you like dubstep?
kinda
17. Ever had any...naughty fantasies?
nope
18. Do you masturbate?
nope
19. Have you ever?
nope
20. Have you ever willingly watched/read/seen porn?
nope
21. Have you ever enjoyed looking at something pornographic? Be honest.
nope
22. Have you ever been attracted to a fictional character, even if it was minor or for a short period of time?
yus hurr hurr
23. Do you like One Direction? Please tell me you don't.
nope
24. Have you ever frenched? Or, as some of us refer to it as, exchanging saliva?
nope
25. Do you enjoy doing memes like this? I know I sure enjoy watching you do them.
nope
26. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Still counts if you were really young.
nope
27. Speaking of youth, ever did anything really embarrassing or inappropriate when you were young?
of course cause i didn't know better
28. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal, or have any you still refuse to give away?
yeah i have a few i keep but i don't sleep with them
29. Do you find ice cream truck drivers creepy? AREN'T THEY ALWAYS MEXICANS?
not really
30. What race are you? Religion?
African american, and Christian
31. Ever given a blowjob to someone of the opposite sex?
nope
32. HOW ABOUT THE SAME SEX?
nope
33. Do you dream of having kids someday?
maybe i dunno
34. What is your name?
Justis
35. Have any nicknames? It counts even if you've only been called it once.
yes i do have some
36. Are you an extremely social person?
definitely not
37. Are you shy? Ever?
all the time
38. What's your favorite time of day?
night or early morning
39. How are you feeling right now?
okay
40. Have you ever been truly depressed?
no
41. Do you take any medications?
no
42. Have you ever felt sexually deprived or sexually frustrated?
nope
43. Have you ever been horny?
nope
44. Did you know that a certain type of female bed bug doesn't have a vagina, so the male during sex, with his hypodermic needle-like penis, drills one into her?
yeah i knew that
45. There's also a sex theme park in South Korea. They offer free porn film showings! Would you like to go?
nope
46. Have you ever gotten into a really bad fight with someone?
nope
47. Did you do anything you regret when you had that fight?
nope
48. Are you lazy, like me?
nope
49. Do you prefer cold or hot weather?
cold
50. What's your favorite type of weather?
Sunny with a slight breeze also rainy, snowy, and foggy
51. Favorite season?
I em' all
52. What is your opinion on rain?
Love it
53. Obama, or Romney? Even though Romney already lost and sucked his own dick.
Obama
54. Do you like soda?
yup
55. How do you like to "escape"? What do you like to do when you feel upset or depressed, stuff like that...
sit on my sofa and eat ice cream and cry while watching cheesy soap operas *sarcasm*
56. Do you have any natural talents or skills?
uh i dunno
57. Are you a couch potato?
sometimes
58. Do you have a diary?
i did once. i dunno what happened to it
59. Is it old, or new?
old
60. Has the thought EVER crossed your mind (Doesn't mean you wanted to do it or anything) that you could have sex with the pets you know and love? OR YOUR OWN PARENTS?
not till now...
61. How fast are you at typing, wpm? If you're not sure, check with this fun thing----> [link]
i dun wanna
62. Do you like muffins? If so, what kind?
chocolate
63. What would you like for your next birthday?
THIS ------->
www.songbirdocarina.com/sculpt…64. Have you ever been on date?
nope
65. Are you a furry?
nope
66. Do you like tentaspies? [link]
sure
67. What's the last dream you can remember?
i dun remember
68. What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
a guy was stabbing my belly button and licking the knife clean :I
69. Are you in any fandoms?
nope
70. Do you have a favorite dirty website?
nope
71. Who is your all-time favorite artist?
72. Have you ever made out in public? Shame on you.
nope
73. Ever been to a wild party?
nope
74. Have you ever cheated on someone?
nope
75. How old were you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
never had one